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Chupa stalks young girls, is probably a furry, and has a strange attraction to Monty and Harlow.


Some crap Chupa has to say about himself

"I once made a Christmas oriented song about myself, does that make me cool?" - ChupaDave


Now this is a story, all about how my life got flipped - turned upside do-No wait, wrong story... 

one fine Christmas when young Chupa got a laptop for his 13th birthday. With a fascination of mythical creatures and the paranormal he quickly sought out sites pertaining to these. Namely a board aptly named "ElChupacabra.com", which was ruled by a single, lazy moderator who went by the name of Disney Dave. Now like most kids who were his age at the time he wanted something about the site to be in his name. Which brought about the "Chupa" half, the other half, "Dave", most likely coming from an old college buddy of his father. His time on ElChupacabra was one of trolls and idiocy, making it, to say the least, unappealing. After about a year of posting though  he was extended an invitation by one veteran member to join an off-site. Freeing himself from ElChupacabra.com's evil grasp Chupa was quickly educated by the members of said site about how one was to go about posting on an internet forum. 


It was on this board, whose name shall remain anonymous, that Chupa spent some of the greatest moments of his "internet life". It was here that he first fell "head over heels" for what was probably some pedo pretending to be a girl by the name of Werewolf. Needless to say she was quickly banished and although the group has been through many a hard time with members coming and going, Chupa will always remember this board as the real origin of his name. Ironically, he does not use "ChupaDave" as a user name, and actually confused most of the members when he had switched for a short time. But there is more to the tale of Chupa than but one board. 


From there young Chupa made his way to the main forum for Lego's product line, Bionicle, at the age of 15. Lurking more than posting in this strictly administrated board Chupa found companionship in a fellow member by the name of Kohena. Together they made an unsuccessful attempt at a comic series. Soon afterward contact between the two dropped to a minimum as Chupa continued to lurk, only visiting the site for news on the storyline. Later he would join a group on B.Net, The Noob Tube, and come face to face with two popular members from BZPower (the Bionicle site). Along with Chao, the angsty metal head of the group with a keen liking for the German band, "Rammstein".


Just before his sixteenth birthday, impatient little bastard, he purchased his first, and so far only, Xbox 360 along with Halo 3. Beginning his career of mostly goofing off in games of customs against his little brother and cousins. Upon receiving access to Live, having first overrode his original account and thus needing to complete campaign again, he ventured into the world of matchmaking with a game of Lone Wolves on Snowbound. His numerous games of customs not being worth crap to prepare him, he promptly had his ass handed to him. This didn't discourage him though and he soon got a very rough feeling for it. From which point he promptly came to love the BR and proceeded to own his cousins in customs.


It would take roughly a years worth of matchmaking, coming to just under 3,000 matches, and making six true friends over Live, that Chupa would reach his peek gaming skill. But enough about that, the true story of how Chupa came to be known lies on B.Net. Having joined in November of '08 on the tenth, the very same day this was written for his one year Bungie.net anniversary, he lurked amongst the MLG fanboy, troll, and twelve year old kids infested mess that is known as the Halo 3 forum. After several months of which he became fed up with it and slowly made his way to The Flood. Here, still naive to the ways of B.Net, he met Daxina13, whom he, for lack of a better term, "fell head over heels for", he was sure it was an actual chick this time though. And before he knew it nearly all of The Flood was considering him her "stalker". Which Chupa played along with up to the point that Daxina took her leave from B.Net after one thread spawned a group centered around a small group of members traveling to Taco-Bell. Needless of the space in between them, the eldest member, Knowing1, opted to drive them around in an old refurbished van he owned. The group is still active, but only a mere shell of what it once was before Daxina's leave.


Not long afterward though Harlow, who made his debut as the self proclaimed emperor of The Flood, had reached out to Chupa. It wasn't until Harlow invited him to his gorup, HRG, where he promptly promoted Chupa to a moderator without question that Chupa actually begin to acknowledge him though. Chupa wasn't about to be bought out with simple mod powers however, and he still considered Harlow as just another member. Soon afterward though Harlow proved that he trusted Chupa, thus winning Chupa's own trust. Since then Harlow has been one of the two members Chupa truly "trusts", the second being SpongeJerk. Harlow however being his "go to" guy in most, if not all cases considering happenings on Bungie. Many factors have solidified Chupa's trust in Harlow however, making it more than just a case of Chupa kissing yet another ass.


In tl:dr fashion however, Chupa can best be summarized as joker of sorts, cracking them nearly whenever he possibly can. Which can make him seem creepy, but deep down he feels no true hate towards anyone, and is only quick to anger when under stress. Simply put, he's cool with you so long as you don't do anything to really piss him off.

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